Teletubbies are bastards
Those with a low pun-threshold might wish to look away now...

You might think that the Teletubbies are harmless, cutesy (if irritating) little bundles of fluff and oddly shaped antennae. However, most people don’t know that it was all an act for the cameras. Likewise, it’s a closely guarded secret that Po suffered from epilepsy, much to the delight of Laa Laa, Dipsy and Tinky Winky, the malevolent little bastards. Poor little Po would have fits on an almost daily basis, and the others would just stand and point and laugh. In fact, they positively looked forward to the times when their little red friend would collapse to the ground, shaking and frothing. On occasion, they would set their stomach-based TV sets to static in a bid to bring on an attack.

I guess you could say that they treasured Po’s seizurin's.

*Spangs self before anyone else does*

Yes, seizurin's is probably a made up word, but I don’t care

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 16:40, 12 replies)

If you're going to make a word
why not choose seizions? If you edit it, I'll delete this so it looks like it was all your idea. ;)
(Belgaer is, Wed 14 May 2008, 16:46, closed)

^Thanks for the offer
But sometimes I like to revel in my pig-ignorance :-D
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 16:48, closed)

Furry muff
*sulks that no-one ever takes him up (ooo arr cap'n) on his offers*
(Belgaer is, Wed 14 May 2008, 16:49, closed)

Minor edit
to remove the 'g' and replace with an apostrophe to denote a missing letter...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 16:51, closed)

Just noticed your sig!
Please can I be a member of the flappy coat club too?

Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 14 May 2008, 16:52, closed)

Indeedy you can Bob
Welcome aboard.

*Swishes flappy coat demonstratively*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 16:57, closed)

I know you've already done it to yourself...
But I've just bought a new griddle pan, see, and it needs running in so...

*SPANG!*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 14 May 2008, 17:04, closed)

I'm going to London tomorrow
And Friday...
And if it rains like the forcast says, I shall be wearing my leather trenchcoat.

*flaps*
( Cawl, Wed 14 May 2008, 17:07, closed)

4/10
must try harder, or be tenuous.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 14 May 2008, 17:35, closed)

4/10?
bloody hell, I wouldn't have rated it that highly...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 May 2008, 17:50, closed)

Well, I for one liked it.
It had a good.....umm....well........
It had a nice back-story as a set-up.

Actually, I just think you might be a closet-Teletubby fan since you know all of their names and thought of them in connection with this question.


I have an excues for knowing those things: my kids still have their Teletubby collection
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 15 May 2008, 0:50, closed)

Thanks Ms badgers
I have (or had when they were the rage) a young niece and nephew, they're a bit more growed up now. I also have an incredible capacity for remembering utter shit (which you will have gleaned from our recent conversation via gaz).

That's my story anyway, and I'm sticking to it
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 May 2008, 9:41, closed)