Nasty Cliff is a cunt
I dare say some of you are on that new fangled twitter thing; well I post on there as nastycliff, a frankly vile, deranged perverted version of everyone’s favourite Christian and alleged bummer Sir Cliff Richards

I have been posting various levels of insanity since September and ran a good ongoing story about a maid I had picked up in Vietnam for (I think) a Mars Bar and a Snickers, she was released into the wild (the park) to avoid putting her on the census

It was a fun game to start with and many "lolls" were had by all but slowly but surely the fun has started to fade away and my days have been spent being declared a “ledge” or frankly harassed by new wannabes looking to get more followers via me following them and retweeting the drivel they muster

The main point of twitter seems to be who can get the most followers and I have sort of decided this is a silly game and a more fun one is to see just how many people I can piss off
Using a third party application I found out that I managed to shed 140 in a few days, I think the bulk of them left after a tweet about Amanda Holden looking well now that she is eating for one.

I spent most of last weeks “follow Friday” literally just mashing the keyboard in an effort to detract new people from joining in.

As of last night I have protected my tweets as it’s the only way I can stop new people following me and I only have 1121 followers to shed

And then I will unprotect myself and try and claw them all back

Trolling is a art
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:02, 1 reply)

ooo sounds interesting
can I follow you?



:D
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:13, closed)

Nope
Because I've deactivated the account

and like that
*puff*

he was gone

xx
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:11, closed)