Bahahahaa!
This one's fantastic: www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2011/apr/09/bidisha-squirrels "It's been fascinating watching this survival game playing out on my back porch. But Mother Nature won't be laughing when, come Easter, I'm indoors wearing a squirrel cap, tucking into robin pie, watched impassively from the sideboard by a taxidermied pigeon."
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:43, Reply)