Not mine
but perhaps one of the two greatest IRC quotes from bash.org (the other one, of course, being the bitchchecker h4xx0r episode).

*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
[Abstruse] !kjv numbers 22:21
[Word_of_God] Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
[Abstruse] I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

FWIW I'm a Christian (of the woolly liberal CofE variety) and this still makes me laugh every time.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 19 May 2011, 20:33, 2 replies)

OMG, you got a bot to say 'ass'...............well, I just about pee'd myslef laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(essexfriend, Thu 19 May 2011, 21:03, closed)

I think I've just worked out why Christians think that knowing Jesus brings joy.
It's because you're so very easily amused.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 May 2011, 11:47, closed)