snooker
i love watching the snooker, i really do. however, i don't bang on about it like some people i know. i've found that the best way to piss them off is to say "yeah, it's good, but it's not really a sport, is it?"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:47, 8 replies)

Works with...
... darts as well.
(ScousersPet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:08, closed)

hell, yes

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:54, closed)

works for a bunch of pansies chasing a ball around for 90 minutes as well

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:15, closed)

pfff
i'm from liverpool. people tend to ask if i support liverpool or everton. when i say "neither, i don't like football", they look at me like i've got 2 heads
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:51, closed)

I just tell them I like real sports
Kicking a ball around you can't touch and falling down when someone bumps your arm and screaming isn't a sport.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:18, closed)

well yes, i could say that
but i'm rather fond of breathing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:41, closed)

fucking boring is what it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:01, closed)

I get that kind of thing too.
I have no idea how the bankrupt company on the edge of my home town is doing and I have no desire to know.
If I wanted to watch football I'd go to see Bradford City reserves play -- at least they care about the game and not some advertising crap.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:48, closed)