Behold, the hipster paradox:
The one universal defining feature of a hipster is that a hipster does not think he is a hipster.

Therefore, the only way to prove for certain that one is not a hipster is to admit to being a hipster. This causes one to exist in pop-culture superposition, creating the most dangerous being in the universe: Schrodinger's Twat.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 15:58, 2 replies)

I can't tell if that joke was funny or not.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 23 May 2011, 15:59, closed)

To admit to being a hipster
is to admit to not being unique. This is why they all fucking hate is so much as they all want to believe they are true individual arbiters of taste.

Cunts.

I'm Hipstercus and so's my wife.
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Mon 23 May 2011, 23:01, closed)