Claim that you simply refuse to accept it all you want, don't necessarily make it so.
Don't wanna accept a fact as a fact? Albeit a fact on the Internet, so watch out for the caveats.
Evidence that knocks your " Nobody has ever been irritated by this in the entire history of the world" into a cocked hat. That there's potentially another fact for your big, fat fact collection.
Alternatively, perhaps you're just being "ironic" or "high-brow" or some other made up pretentious bollocks.

Oh bollocks, I get it now...
Oh no!!!!
Aaaaaaargh!!!!!

We've all been out-flanked and out-trolled by the trollmeister himself.
The veritable apogee of trollery.
Der Trollenfuhrer.
The Phantom Troller of olde Cambridge Towne
"I simply refuse to accept that there is anybody on the planet who would be irritated by something as utterly inane as the choice of term for a sport played with salad servers and something more usefully fired out of a Thai twat."

Wanker.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 May 2011, 2:15, 2 replies)

That bee in your bonnet ... it suits you.
               
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 7:13, closed)

Thanks Sam.
You do know that I love the attention, right?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 24 May 2011, 7:58, closed)

You love making a dick of yourself every single week?
Righto.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:16, closed)

Good God
I have spent 3 months waiting for my wife to get back from work training, living in an unknown area, with my friends many miles away, and even I haven't got as far as winding people up on the internet in a desperate need for attention.
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:04, closed)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Summed up perfectly.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:17, closed)