I forget...
did he send her a pic of his bumhole, or was it the other way round?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:28, 1 reply)

missed the whole mortgage/bumhole thing - can you elucidate?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:38, closed)

someone else could probably do a better job of it than I

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:41, closed)

True of most things no doubt, but you could at least try.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:05, closed)

I thought you might appreciate more than a half-remembered account
but as that doesn't seem to be the case...

boring daft mental woman gets disproportionately angry when people take the piss out of her forcefeeding coins to her cat before throwing it at a window, and her claims to have knocked out 3 guys who were hassling her chum at a baseball game.
In a superb display of gallantry someone else reports the pisstakers to the mods.
Woman is so overwhelmed that she pays his mortgage and there is an exchange of bumhole pictures.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:28, closed)

How on earth did I miss all of this?
I am never going away again, just in case.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:49, closed)

I think a lot of it played out on offtopic
it was a while ago
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:15, closed)

thanks...thats plenty enough
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:53, closed)

In return for white knighting females online you get rewarded with bumhole pictures
I thought that's why you do it? Sometimes if you're extra depressed and behind on the mortgage the damsel will send you some monopoly money to cheer you up.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:05, closed)

hahaha outrageous
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:13, closed)

This is internet gold.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:45, closed)