I am.
And I'm called Sam.
I'm 39 years old. I'm 6'2". I take size 12 shoes. I'm married to somebody french. I have a tattoo of a fish diving into my pubic hair. My name isn't R*** G**** and I haven't taken out a superinjunction to protect my privacy. I haven't shagged any ropey-looking welsh birds recently either, for that matter.

He got a bit miffed a few weeks ago when I referred to some "private" information about him (for which read "something he had mentioned in a previous qotw post") and started a tedious stream of gazzes to ask me to stop bullying him. So I "stalked" him to find out his real identity (for which read "I stuck his username into pipl.com").

He's terribly upset with me. Online.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:44, 3 replies)

Ohgodohgodohgodohgod now I have a mental image of your pubic hair that I DID NOT WANT.
I'm eating my lunch and it was all tasty and now it is ruined :(((((
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 24 May 2011, 12:58, closed)

PUBES

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:14, closed)

B69 needs to stick with his seven step guide to success and stop being distracted by Naysayers
He's conquered the booze, now if he can just stay focused and on his long term anti-depressants and god knows what else he can conquer the INTERNET
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:30, closed)

She is quite ropey-looking.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:32, closed)

I certainly wouldn't take out a superinjunction over her face and tits.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:15, closed)