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Are you a troll? Ever been trolled? Ever pwn3d a troll with your 1337 intarnet sk1llz? Or do you live under a bridge and eat goats? Tell us your trolly stories, both from the web and from real life

Thanks to The Hedgehog From Hell for the suggestion

(, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:49)
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I went across this bridge tiny.cc/qv8x6

The wooden boards made a clickety clack sound as I travelled over it.

On the other side was a short, old creature wearing some kind of yellow cloth which seemed to glow in the daylight. As I approached him, I got scared at the sight of his shining footwear and corduroy trousers. He signalled me to stop - 'shit' I thought 'He's going to eat my brains, or kick me in the spuds - or worse tell me off for driving over his bridge'

"Cross my palm with 40 new pennies please" said the creature.

" I've only got a quid" said I

"that'll do I've got change" and he handed be back 60p and a receipt which said Aldwark Bridge.

I carried on with my journey - 40 pence lighter.

Looking at it now - he must have been a troll!

What a bastard.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

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