Troll
I went across this bridge tiny.cc/qv8x6

The wooden boards made a clickety clack sound as I travelled over it.

On the other side was a short, old creature wearing some kind of yellow cloth which seemed to glow in the daylight. As I approached him, I got scared at the sight of his shining footwear and corduroy trousers. He signalled me to stop - 'shit' I thought 'He's going to eat my brains, or kick me in the spuds - or worse tell me off for driving over his bridge'

"Cross my palm with 40 new pennies please" said the creature.

" I've only got a quid" said I

"that'll do I've got change" and he handed be back 60p and a receipt which said Aldwark Bridge.

I carried on with my journey - 40 pence lighter.

Looking at it now - he must have been a troll!

What a bastard.
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)