I think my Dad just trolled me over the phone
He knows I have no interest in golf. So he just proceded to tell me about the game he played today, in the following manner:

I used a three wood on the par three first for a four, a five iron on the par five second for a seven, a four on the par four third for a four...

...through all eighteen holes.

He must have done that on purpose, surely?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:08, 3 replies)

Oh god
I even bored myself with that one, sorry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:11, closed)

maybe it took him that long to rub one out?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:27, closed)

Ha, definitely
But - he was only trolling you. If you didn't break down in tears, sobbing like a little girl and begging for him to stop, then you weren't trolled.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:58, closed)