TroubleThis week's theme is 'getting into trouble'. Tell us about the worst trouble you've been in - or about an occasion when somehow you got away with it against the odds.
(, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 14:18)
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Forgot to take my belt off before going through the scanner at the airportTurns out the punishment for that is a good fondling all over
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Sep 2015, 20:49,
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BlehI was far too hungover to properly enjoy it
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Sep 2015, 10:02,
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You are allowed to make noises of sexual pleasure when they do that.They don't like it, but they have to go along with it.
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I shall try this the next time I have the fun of a customs officer.(, Wed 9 Sep 2015, 20:56, closed)
You might get a better attitude from them with something cliché like"...Normally you'd have to buy me dinner first..."
But I expect they've seen and heard it all.
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I like Sid Vicious' tale of a customs officer looking up his arse,so he farted in his face.
(, Sat 12 Sep 2015, 16:11, closed)
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Sep 2015, 20:42,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Sep 2015, 22:02,
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