Sorry to disappoint tangles
But as a confirmed Luddite, I don't have a skype account, never used it in my life, don't have the first clue how it works, don't have it installed on any of my devices. Nor do I keep contact details for people whom I dislike. These things are very easily proven.

I CAN offer you some drama about getting out of the car and landing in a puddle because SOMEONE parked it in the wet patch if you're interested?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:18, 4 replies)

"Interested" is a very strong word

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:20, closed)

95 kilos makes one hell of a splash, high heels or not.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:29, closed)

Yeah yeah stick to the 9.5kg ones, eh??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:34, closed)

missed u babes xxx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:47, closed)

parked in wet patch
Jesus how big was the vagina?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:00, closed)

fucksake
I logged in to make a comment like that then noticed you'd already done it.
( gone, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 9:43, closed)

I reckon yours would have been better, Noctu
that andythepieman is an absolute dick
(quintsy, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 13:56, closed)

Swiples xx

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 17:02, closed)