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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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has anyone said [name modded], the whining scourge of western australia, yet?

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:16, 16 replies)
^ No mates. ^

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:17, closed)
She's your friend, now.

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:09, closed)
stalker

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:35, closed)
wut?

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:38, closed)
I think he's saying that [top secret name] wouldn't be a relevant answer because he had no mates.

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:18, closed)
is that ringofmiserymcpuppet's real life name?

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:45, closed)
why yes, yes it is.
feel free to google it.
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:30, closed)
no thanks, i don't think i'd like it

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:14, closed)

A b3tan lives in my state? fuck.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 4:48, closed)
Yes.
I think we have been thru this before.

Gaz me if you want. Or not.
The last bash we had was just me and BeatsWork up at the Breakwater at Hillays. I thought it went well - we both got steamingly drunk from memory.
But I haven't heard from him since so maybe I am the twat.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 6:58, closed)
Or maybe he's all in your head, like the rest of us.

(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:52, closed)
No.
He doesn't have any friends to regard him as a twat.
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:49, closed)


(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:53, closed)
it's funny
the 'whinging pom' moniker is given to us. Because every single Aussie I have ever met moans about the weather in Britain being 'too cold' too wet' and go on and on about how Australia is much better.

Just saying like ;o)
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:16, closed)
Unlike we Brits, who moan that Britain is to cold and wet,
and that everywhere else is too hot.
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:39, closed)
Who says the British are provincial and intolerant?
Every country is equally shit to us
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:03, closed)
+ Are massive racists that blame 'The Abos' for everything that's wrong with their country.
+ Claim they're 'being bullied' when Brit workmates say 'G'day Cobber' to them.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:21, closed)

Whinging & moaning.
(, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:25, closed)
Did you miss the word 'mate' in the question?

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:00, closed)
sorry, i thought we were just outing twats in general.

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25, closed)
Put it away, love.

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:21, closed)
9/10 Good effort.

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:44, closed)
Oh god.
It's like that thing in Star Trek that Hans Soldier nearly falls into.
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 17:35, closed)
Carrie Fisher?

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 20:23, closed)
Are
you missing him?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:47, closed)

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