I'm quite a political person, and want to do the best by everyone.
I was sort of in love with this guy who was helping us out, but he was only in it for the money.

Or something.

Oh I don't fucking know - it's Princess Kalkotron and The Grand Lord Bas'tard or whatever from that sci-fi adventure you dicks.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 8:52, 17 replies)

I can't help but feel your heart wasn't quite in this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:23, closed)

I found his lack of faith disturbing.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:34, closed)

Get out.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:39, closed)

I'll be back.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:51, closed)

You'll be dead!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:53, closed)

I heard you were dead.
you were your dog was
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 9:59, closed)

News of my demise has been greatly exaggerated.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:04, closed)

As has your dog.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:09, closed)

Bring out your dead!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:04, closed)

Bring back I. B. Bangin'.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:11, closed)

only in a rerun

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 11:33, closed)

You've been back enough.
I'll be back.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:55, closed)

You see this saw?
This saw is part of me and now i'm gonna make it part of you.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:16, closed)

*the entire script from Batman & Robin*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 13:28, closed)

Running Man.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 16:17, closed)

I've got a bad feeling about this

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 14:54, closed)

I know.

(McChinaman banned, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 15:54, closed)