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BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."

(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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My freshers' week friend
So my first week at Cambridge, lots of events organised for us to orientate ourselves in this ancient seat of learning (get drunk).

My next-door neighbour was a contestant in the oh-so-hilarious blind date in the college bar. He turned up in a blazer, with a college scarf, and every single answer he gave - in a very plummy accent - started off normal, got odder, and ended with a crescendo to "and then I'd **** her 'til she bleeds. Raaaaaaaaah".

The atmosphere got frostier and frostier, as everyone stared at the person they'd been dreading Cambridge being full of. Thing is, I was one of the few who knew that he was a left-wing social and political sciences student with a penchant for drama who had decided this would be an interesting thing to do.

You've almost certainly watched things he's written/directed on BBC and C4, and he's even acted in a few of them, won awards from all sorts of respectable drama/film bodies. Now I just think he's a twat for being so successful/talented it makes me cry.

***EDIT*** Many guesses, but nobody close. You probably won't know him unless you're quite into film/drama/screenwriters. But if you are, you definitely would know him.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 16:43, 6 replies)
If I post a list of names, will you confirm/deny each one?
Or can you cut to the chase and just name him?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:42, closed)
Pretty sure it's James Corden

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:58, closed)
no

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 9:54, closed)
Marcus Brigstocke.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:59, closed)
Nah
I went to school with him!
(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:15, closed)
nope

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 9:54, closed)
Chris Morris.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:22, closed)
This seems the most likely candidate, so far.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 20:25, closed)
he didn't go to Cambridge

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 20:39, closed)
no - too old

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 9:54, closed)
Noel Edmonds, spinning.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:22, closed)
Jon Snow.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:23, closed)
Terry Nutkins.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:23, closed)
Edgar Wright.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:24, closed)
Rik Mayall.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:26, closed)
Danny Dyer.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:27, closed)
Miranda

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:29, closed)
George Comedyatthe.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:30, closed)
Barry Mafia.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:36, closed)
Rob Fairholme.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:37, closed)
LIES

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:05, closed)
officelol

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:11, closed)
Just what does it take to get stepped around here?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:38, closed)
You must have got close
to it with 'Danny Dyer'.

For fuck's sake.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 10:37, closed)
Peter Kay

(, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:23, closed)
TERRIBLE BULLYING OF WORMULUS!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:17, closed)

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