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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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playing 'who am I'
Last xmas at my parents house.

each person had to write a name on a piece of paper and stick it on the forehead of the person next to them. My dad was next to me.

So for his 'famous person' i put

"just say no"

It went on for hours, my dad was adament he would get it sooner or later.

3 hrs after the game had finished he was still walking around the house (being careful of mirrored surfaces so he wouldnt get clues) I remember him doing recaps of

"so Im not a man, not a woman, not an animal, not on TV, not alive, Im not a celebrity, not a child, not a cartoon character.... (ponders)

...am I a computer?


We kept it up for hours...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:41, 14 replies)

my dad is dead
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:12, closed)
then you probably wont be able to play this trick on him...

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:25, closed)

there is always mum i guess. does it work on mums?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:30, closed)
My mum is dead
& my dad is a selfish bastard who won't even admit my existence to the rest of his children.
That's what I get for having a beer after dinner!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56, closed)
I've never managed to keep it up for hours :(((

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:31, closed)
We play this game.
This is singularly brilliant, and I shall be doing it at the next opportunity.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:51, closed)
It works a treat
at one point he was baffled as the answers were

"Im not dead and Im not alive?"
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:02, closed)
This one comment is actually the funniest post of the week.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:06, closed)
Excellent idea.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:13, closed)
So the correct answer was "The cast of Grange Hill"?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:21, closed)
And kudos for everyone keeping it up for so long!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:29, closed)
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:00, closed)

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:35, closed)

Adam Ant?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, closed)

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