Twattery
Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
playing 'who am I'
Last xmas at my parents house.
each person had to write a name on a piece of paper and stick it on the forehead of the person next to them. My dad was next to me.
So for his 'famous person' i put
"just say no"
It went on for hours, my dad was adament he would get it sooner or later.
3 hrs after the game had finished he was still walking around the house (being careful of mirrored surfaces so he wouldnt get clues) I remember him doing recaps of
"so Im not a man, not a woman, not an animal, not on TV, not alive, Im not a celebrity, not a child, not a cartoon character.... (ponders)
...am I a computer?
No!
We kept it up for hours...
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:41,
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my dad is dead
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:12,
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then you probably wont be able to play this trick on him...
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:25,
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there is always mum i guess. does it work on mums?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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My mum is dead
& my dad is a selfish bastard who won't even admit my existence to the rest of his children.
That's what I get for having a beer after dinner!
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:56,
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I've never managed to keep it up for hours :(((
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:31,
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We play this game.
This is singularly brilliant, and I shall be doing it at the next opportunity.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:51,
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It works a treat
at one point he was baffled as the answers were
"Im not dead and Im not alive?"
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:02,
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:-)
This one comment is actually the funniest post of the week.
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Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:06,
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Excellent idea.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:13,
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So the correct answer was "The cast of Grange Hill"?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:21,
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Genius!
And kudos for everyone keeping it up for so long!
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Petite chien is going to do science to it, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:29,
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Geek.
;P
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:00,
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"adament"?
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:35,
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Adam Ant?
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bekowsquap Was raptured on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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