I've come close to doing this a few times myself.
However, I just walk at them and stumble -- if they hit my shoulder it's their fault for illegally riding on the pavement.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:42, 1 reply)

Muuuch
better.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:47, closed)

I suppose the trick is to make it look more like an accident
Thank self-defence.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:59, closed)

With me "look like" doesn't really come into it much.
I'm often tired and change direction slightly when walking and somebody coming at me at speed is likely to make me flinch. If the two happen to coincide, that's not my fault but that of somebody illegally endangering me and themselves.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:04, closed)

Takes metal note, just in case.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:31, closed)

You're thinking of coins
Notes are paper
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:50, closed)

As a cyclist
He deserved all he got, Maybe next time he might think twice before deciding he he above the law.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:59, closed)

Leave the late, great Michael Jackson out of this :'(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:04, closed)

Banana finger trouble all day unfortunately.
Mental note. Mental note.
Yeah, I'm getting better...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:57, closed)