
Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats
( , Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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I actually had the misfortune to work with the person credited with inventing this word*, and had to spend the entire time sitting on my hands to prevent myself from punching her in the face. It really winds me up - "heterosexual" means "opposite attraction", "homosexual" means "same attraction" but "metrosexual" means "they look after themselves" rather than "they fuck cities". It's just arse-clenchingly retarded. There are plently of words for a man who looks after himself already, like peacock, fancy dan, dandy, fop, mac daddy or coxcomb.
Don't even get me started on "chocaholic".
* and she was thick as absolute fuck, to boot
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:47, 13 replies)

Or anything "oholic" other than alcoholic.
Stop it - just stop it, you fucking, fucking cunts.
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( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:56, closed)

Silly bint.
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:04, closed)

Just me that does that, then?
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:32, closed)

Unless you have an unhealthy obsession with Boris Johnson, of course, in which case you have bigger problems to deal with...
( , Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:33, closed)

I don't tend to pick it up these days but it used to be that you could guarantee any time there was a story in the business pages about M&S, they would paster a big picture of a model in M&S's new underwear range above it, ditto for girls in bikinis if it was Thomas Cook, etc. etc.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:22, closed)

Liddlebiddapollydickstherela'iesangenullmen.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:17, closed)

once I figured out that "The Cuts" didn't refer to an indie band I'd not heard of
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:18, closed)
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