I lived with an American who did this
And continued to do so, even after the conversation that began with him saying "So my girlfriend gave me genital warts..."

And then he'd play my guitar, the dirty fucker, and wonder why I freaked out.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:03, 2 replies)

Ewwww.
I feel violated from even having read that.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:24, closed)

I'd probably burn the guitar...
Even if it were a Gibby.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:35, closed)

You can clean things you know
your pants must be a wonderment
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:49, closed)

this moral decline can be traced back
to the cost cutting measures instigated to save cloth in the second world war. the actual waist of a pair of trousers dropped to where they are now, instituting a style crisis.

properly waisted trousers (with a high waist - see cary grant in north by northwest for a good example of fitted suit trousers) fit better and flatter the figure while making suits fit more elegantly.

and also make it a damn site harder for little scrotes to feel thier balls while walking down putney effing high street.
(magictorch, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:54, closed)

Kids these days like to think they're hard by pretending they're in prison, hence the shoes without laces and trousers without belts.
Oh, and the daily participation in anal rape.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:01, closed)

just spat my tea out
Top comment sir
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:27, closed)

He said: "It's ok, you can't catch them that way."
Like I'm going to take his word for it - he the one who managed to catch them in the first fucking place
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:32, closed)