UFOs and close encountersDr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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My mate took his girlfriend down to a beach in Cornwall one evening, for the usual teenage holding-hands-and-hoping-it-ends-in-a-shag shenanigans.She'd never seen a shooting star, so he promised he'd find her one.
So the lay down, looking up at the stars together.
He said a white glow, about the size and shape of a 5p piece held at arms length, passed slowly across the sky.
"Oh!" she said, "A shooting star!"
"Erm ... that ... wasn't a shooting star ... " said he.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:34,
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Let me guess:Someone was gently throwing white-hot 5p pieces nearby? What do I win?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:45,
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Was it a large drop dilute piss......on its way to his own mouth?
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Sontaran scout vesselYou had a lucky eskape.
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