Is this what is meant by "irony"?
I'm comfortably in the higher income tax bracket, and pay a shitload in NI contributions, therefore I contribute a significant amount to keeping dole-scrounging chavs in the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed.

Yet, according to that calculator, if I were to lose my job I'd get fuck all.

Where's the justice in that? I swear, my parents should never have raised me properly. They should have just encouraged me to leech off the state from day one.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:29, 1 reply)

I think it's because I have savings over £6,000
However, If I pissed that up the wall in a couple of days on drugs, booze and hookers, I *would* get free money.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:42, closed)

Party round your place, then.
Mind if I invite myself?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 13:49, closed)