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I was Mordred writes, "I've been out of work for a while now... however, every cloud must have a silver lining. Tell us your stories of the upside to unemployment."

You can tell us about the unexpected downsides too if you want.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:02)
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Her Maj
I've been happily employed by HM for 14 years, sadly, over the last year or so, I've become disallusioned by the whole thing - effect on family life etc etc.

Even more sadly, the current climate in the UK means that binning a job that pays well, gives vast amounts of paid holiday and sunny trips overseas (granted, a couple of risks there) is a fairly stupid thing to do. Not only that, the prospect of leaving my warm soft pink world and getting out there frankly terrifies me.

Despite grabbing a slew of qualifications on Her Maj's tab, I still have absolutely no idea what I am actually going to do when I do finally leave. For those out there searching for jobs, all I can say is -

"JOIN THE PROFESHIONELS, IT'S GREAT! YOU CAN HAVE A GUN IF YOU WANT! AND THERE'S MONEY IN IT (NOT THE GUN). H.M. ARMED FORCES"

Seriously though, deepest sympathies (to those that want it)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 5:12, 15 replies)
for some reason, following the first sentance
I thought you were going to say you are in prison...
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 8:29, closed)
You can't really just bin that though
can you?
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:15, closed)
I think most people on B3ta are lovers and not fighters : )
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(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:36, closed)
They might love fighting though......
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(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:01, closed)
Ummm - Giving me a gun would be a bad thing indeed.
I'm not violent, but I am accident prone and a bit absent minded. The words "court martial" spring to mind
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:28, closed)
Better court martial
than summary execution!
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:54, closed)
Well, they'd be giving me a gun, that fires bullets
And as we all know from numerous shootemups, army barraks are full of explosive things, like boxes of rockets and such, lying around. So they might not even find enough of me to court martial.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:23, closed)
knowing the apparent b3ta user:
I think a "negligent discharge" is quite likely.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:39, closed)
...
That's how I was born
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:59, closed)
Tell me more about these qualifications you've picked up.
My guess is that spelling wasn't a large component in any.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 10:59, closed)
To be fair
Spelling isn't a major component in a lot of qualifications. What with it not being that vital and all.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 11:38, closed)
It is...
If you are a wizard.

(I didn't want to type that, but the god of cheese made me)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:53, closed)
Wizzard, surely?
:)
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:59, closed)
Oh Dear.
www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/hawkslane/231/yo22.html

Ctrl+F and "Army" should do it. A comment aimed at anyone over 30 and from the UK, perhaps a little obscure.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, closed)
I get it...
It's a quote from the Young ones. The episode where Vivian gets 'pregnant' with a massive fart and they decide Neil has to get a job, so they look in the paper and see the article quoted by scud121

IIRC, in the article they even spell 'great' wrong.

EDIT: I see there has been another explaining reply above. In my defence I posted mine at the exact same time ;)

Don't ask me how I remember these things.
(, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:15, closed)

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