Women.


Well I certainly cant explain them.
(Alexander The Great, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:25, 6 replies)

A fair and rationalised point.
Better than all the rest.

Explain em'? No? Beat em'? No. Join em'? Fuck off, are you nuts.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 20:55, closed)

I can't either and I am one...
o.o
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:02, closed)

^^Agrees.
I'm an enigma to myself.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:25, closed)

As the Divine Comedy said....
Do you remember that old T.V. show
Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World?
Well if I.T.V. make a new series
They ought to come take a look at my girl

I don't understand her
She doesn't make any sense to me
I don't understand her
It's like she's speaking in Swahili.

Do you remember that girl in the early eighties
Allergic to everything
Everywhere that she went in her plastic tent
The doctors tried but they couldn't begin

To even understand her
And it's exactly the same for me
I don't understand her
She is as deep as the Baltic Sea.

Well it's no big deal, I'm not complaining
Sometimes things don't need explaining
She's my angel, that's the main thing
And that is never changing.
She's a mass of contradictions
A pick'n'mix of strange convictions
It can be a source of friction
But there are worse afflictions
Love doesn't make distinctions.

Now to make matters worse she claims the universe
Is expanding like a balloon
But baby if it's meant to be infinite
Then where is it expanding to?!

I don't understand you
You just don't make any sense to me
I don't understand you
You are completely logic free
I don't understand her, no no
She is uncharted territory
I don't understand her
But she's as lovely as she can be
(Lord of Balrogs, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:29, closed)

I may not understand women
but I don't understand men either.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 0:23, closed)

Women...
Tits, lady bits, lavender farts and bad tempers once a month... what more is there to explain?


I am kidding. Women are full of teh fluff and mostly lovely
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:21, closed)