Here's something that needs explaining
The Church of England is currently tearing itself apart over whether women should be ordained as Bishops, some say yes, others say it is against gods will...

100 points to the person who can tell me who the head of the Church of England is and what sex they are.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:30, 11 replies)

ooh I know!
Name: Elizabeth Vagina

Sex: Queen
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:32, closed)

Close enough
have 100 points.

She's also "Defender of the Faith", which makes me want to sing the theme tune to "Defenders of the Earth"...

"Master of magic, spells and illusion, enemies crumble in fear and confusion, MANDRAKE"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:34, closed)

Shirley
it's God...?
( Moey, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:59, closed)

yes
but according to David Icke (who is in fact the son of god) she is not a wee old lady but actually in fact an 8 foot reptilian with a big scaly fanny an' that
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:04, closed)

ooh I know!
QUEEENYYYY!!
give me points nowplsbye
(Freddles, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:12, closed)

Defenders of the Earth
SPEED OF A POOMA!
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:20, closed)

Was "Speed of a puma" D of the E or "Bravestar"
Ears of the wolf
Strength of the bear
and so on
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:22, closed)

SPANG!
Yes - it was Bravestarr.
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, closed)

Bum
Hug.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:30, closed)

Bum
rape.
( rjmrjm, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:17, closed)

Bum
Titty.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:36, closed)