Ah yes, the devils contraception
According to some ladies I know, it only hurts for the first few minutes and then becomes quite nice. You need to convince her of this. I have to say though in my experience, anytime I go near Mrs Arrows bot,which is rare, I splaff my load within about 4 secs.....fun while it lasts though!

Edit - As an aside I don't want to do it too much, I think Mrs Arrow is the one, so don't want her to have an ass like a cat flap in later life.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:47, 2 replies)

The problem is that
She has pushed this ridiculous ultimatum on me whereby if I want anal sex anymore, and we've had plenty in the past, I must submit to a pegging. After one go at that I'm the one that needs convincing!

I suspect there may be some gamesmanship afoot and she's either being mischievous for reasons known only to herself or is possibly just weary of being cornholed.

Perhaps she doesn't want a cat-flap for an anus in later life either. If I had my way she'd be goatse by the time she reached the pearly gates! Hurrah! Unfortunately so would I - if I could find a way to enjoy being 'pegged'. Hurroo. Thanks Dan Savage.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:16, closed)

Haha!
I sense it is weary of being cornholed and she wants you to empathise. Having had a medical I can relate to your story of pain, it's fucking horrible!! Although I am sure gay guys would disagree. I would think of something to replace the brown void that will be left with no anal, maybe try a cock ring. However I think a poster above got it right, get her pissed and have a stab but just make sure you sleep on your back if you're successful ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:55, closed)

Sleep in the guest room with the door locked
more like!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:23, closed)

Filthy, Rich and Catflap?
A few years ago I was listening to a fairly popular US radio show (for I am a Brit abroad), "Love Line", with Adam Carrola (sp?) and Dr. Drew Pinsky. One of the callers was a young woman, a rep for a medical company, describing her day's work ferrying newly-FDA-approved arsehole transplants around, and watching the replacement surgery being performed.

I have rarely laughed so hard, or indeed been quite so horrified. Replacing a chocolate starfish with a synthetic alternative. What is the world coming to? And what manner of vigorous assault, and for how long, could bugger up (see what I did there?) a rectum to the extent that it needed replacement?

I could never quite get out of my mind the image of a shower cap with adjustable drawstring, and the recipient dialing in the "strength and resistance" when preparing for a night of unholy bum love.

And the cost. $7k (approx 2005 prices - I don't know if spare bumhole inflation has been rampaging over the last half-decade. I do know that I haven't ravaged one in that time...)
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:47, closed)

There we go...
Call it insurance! If it's the catflap issue she is worried about, promise her a new arsehole. Fairly cheap i think bearing in mind the other alternative.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:34, closed)

New arsehole?
Naaah, gonna be way too expensive. Just get the old one fitted with a drawstring.
(Rsoles, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 21:53, closed)

sometimes needed by
colorectal cancer victims,if i'm not mistaken
(grundig Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 0:48, closed)