I managed the first 20 words or so,
but the sense that my soul was being knifed to death prevented me reading any further.


Christ, man, I don't even have a soul. You've managed to sap all the joy out of something that doesn't even exist. I suppose that that's an achievement of sorts.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 17:50, 2 replies)

what's the bet Ringo's new best mates will return the favour and stand up for him in this thread?
current odds: 20/1
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:36, closed)

Look!
It's Dull and Dullard!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:54, closed)

Dull, duller, dullest.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 22:28, closed)

& bitchtits makes 4?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Jul 2013, 23:29, closed)

Stop nicking the dullest of dullards,
And I did have bitch tits, then I joined a gym and now I have manly pectorals.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:55, closed)

poidh.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:25, closed)

What exactly do you want pics of, before or after?
Anyho', I am not providing you with wank fodder.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 14:25, closed)

Great post.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 23:07, closed)

Touche!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Jul 2013, 23:28, closed)

I'm sort of in two minds about this.
On the one hand, I find the constant sniping at Ringo rather dull.

On the other, it's not as dull as his posts.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:16, closed)

Schizophrenia
RIGHT HERE!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:12, closed)

I am impressed with you reading ability.
You should keep trying so you can improve even more.

I might find a different site to practice with tho - many of the posts here are too short, pointless and repetitive.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:56, closed)

Can you practice writing instead? Can you really, really practice writing, preferably somewhere where I won't have to read it?
( cs1ca, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:14, closed)