Be nice.
Having relatives die and living off their money is the only thing that's keeping the poor fat fuck off the breadline.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 7:58, 2 replies)

0758.
Shouldn't you be at work shambo?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 10:55, closed)

Shambo,
I don't really get why you are trying to goad me into being pissed off about my mother dying.
Trust me, after watching her manage to get her PhD whilst the cancer spread from her lungs to her brain - anything you say is lightweight.
I say this sincerely - if your parents are still alive, I hope they die peacefully asleep in their beds.
If not, well keep trying to goad me. And enjoy your break from here.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:08, closed)

I'm sure you're not pissed off.
It's allowed you to maintain the lower middle class life you'd never have achieved on your own.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:19, closed)

Boring post about house ownership aside, McUglywife is right about not wanting to watch your parents die of cancer. You really don't.
( chthonic, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 15:51, closed)

Pretty sure I knew that and didn't suggest otherwise ... you know ... what with not being a monstrous psychopath.
But thanks like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 15:59, closed)

"if your parents are still alive, I hope they die"
EHRMAHGURD!!1! MODS!!!1
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:29, closed)

what's the point of getting a PhD on your deathbed?
that takes showing off to ridiculous heights.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:15, closed)

I should imagine it distracted her from the disappointment of her son
and gave her something to do while she developed the cancer cover story and took her own life.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 14:11, closed)

Pfft!
Now that's cruelty!

Well done that man.
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 17:18, closed)