Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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'Smile, it might never happen'......the reason I'm not smiling when some vacuous tit comes up with that gem is that it's usually FUCKING WELL HAPPENED ALREADY, so in addition to being utterly redundant, it's also annoying in addition to whatever what annoying me before.
Stupid twats. Why else would I look unhappy to any degree unless something had made me that way?
EDIT@frankspencer: Yeah, it's occurred to me a few times to say 'Unless you want it to happen to you, leave me the fuck alone' - now I think about it, treating the twunts to some frying pan-type SPANGGGG! action would cheer me up no end :)
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 13:11, Reply)
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