Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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Essex boy adviceAn Essex lad friend once told me:
"Never shag a girl with flat shoes".
After pondering this gem I assume it means that anyone worth shagging in Essex wears white stillettos and the heavy birds can't risk the combination of gravity and heels!
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 10:40, Reply)
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