Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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Conkers keep spiders away apparently.Told this one by some old bloke in work. I have a conker tree out the back, so I stuck a few in the place (situated about in a few rooms).
1 fucking night a 2 inch daddy longlegs sets up lodge directly over a conker in the hall. A week later I hoover the cunt out of sheer boredom.
I showed my appreciation by pelting him with conkers a week later...they hurt him too :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:43,
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