Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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Weapon-XYeah, I´ve heard that advice, my usual response is to tell them that if it takes more energy to frown than to smile it must be healthier to frown. smiling burns less energy so... SMILING MAKES YOU FAT!
As far as usless advice goes... I go busking a lot, I can make quite good money (20pound an hour anybody?) so it does annoy me when passing chavs yell at me to get a job. Ignorant fuckers are probably in some shit retail job earning minimum wage. Oh, and I have a law degree, when I want a proper job I´ll get one thank you. Grrrrrr... chavs... Grrrrr.....
(, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 10:26, Reply)
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