Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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EngrishI got a box of "Crab Spawn Biscuits" from the local Chinese supermarket. The back of it said:
DIRECTIONS: Open box and eating.
It worked for me.
Sadly, they did not contain any actual crab.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 22:44,
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