Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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try everythingI was at a friends house party last year, thinking my self quiet the big man (this, unbeknown to me could be called the height of my heavy drinking period, which had led flat mates to worry about me being an alcohaloic. Any way, I'd been as pissed as a scot on a weekday the night before, so I decided to take it easy, hence I remember this truly terribleadvice a stranger gave a friend of mine.
"At university, take whatever is offered to you, any thing at all dont say no. Drugs, sex, drinks. Take it all."
So your telling me my friend should take any drugs offered by any one whilst having any type of sex offered by any one? Call me old fashion, but the idea of shooting heroin into my balls while fucking a cat and having a fat guy shit in my mouth a situation im faily sure I'd find uncomfortable.
I feel its worth mentioning that the guy did not move out of home to go to uni, had never touched drugs and wasnt much of a drinker. He did however know know everything about everything and have a rather too stong attraction to my friends underage sister, that stemmed back years. He was 20, she was 15, hes apparently been into her since she was 13, which too me, says peado. dirty, bad advice giving peado.
(, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 1:43, Reply)
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