Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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Chefs Crab RuseMany moons ago I worked as a pot washer in a god awful restaurant.
One of the pastry chefs had a rather attractive girlfriend who the head chef had taken a shine to.
The head chef was a nasty piece of work and as a result told the pastry chef that what girls really liked was a man with shaved balls as it was what all the porn stars did and it made the old chap look a good inch longer.
When the trusting fool did this (Giving his scrote a nasty nick in the process) the head chef promptly told his missus that he had shaved his knackers because he had caught crabs from a prozy leaving him on the couch for a month.
I think he may have regretted taking that pearl of wisdom on board.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 10:32, Reply)
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