Mthematics and food
Pi, or 3.14159265, is so called as the anonymous Greek math champion, had just finished his third Fray Bentos steak and kidney, and was 0.14159265 of his way through the forth, when he was struck with a dilemna of the most ungodly type: what size trolleys would fit the fat illegitimate after so much pie. He found that by multiplying his diameter, by the amount of pies he had scoffed, gave him the size of 501s he would need, if he could be bothered to move enough to get them.
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