Jesus Christ
Jesus married a ginger, the church covered it up and said she was a hooker, she was called mary and i cant spell her last name but it isnt unlike magdeline. Phi ('fee')is infact the magic number and not three. Some people have a crease on there nose from wiping it too much its called a newcastle nose. i have never had three wanks in one day and therefor have never tried for a forth contray to popular belief. Wet dreams DO happen because you are thinking dirty thought you filthy little smut monkey. Australians call 'shrimp' prawns and do not cook them on the barbie. ever. the term POM meaning english person comes from POME meaning prisoner of mother england. the term chav is from chatham in kent (suprisingly not mentioned yet) cows can walk up but not down stairs. Nicole Kidman is ginger. RHCP bassist flea was borin is australia, italian footballer vieri grew up in australia

*blind people dont need to sleep, cumbria doesnt exist*

*this is a lie am a liar sorry for lying*

more: if you put sticky tape around a cats whiskers (or obstruct them another way) it walks backwards for ages
there is absolutely no reason to have different musical instruments in different keys yet because of this im going to fail my music gcse
prince has seen miles davis naked
james brown wears a corset onstage
the earth has four moons

apologies for painful, clumsy and unsatisfying length+girth
(woo who?, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 22:25, Reply)