Okay, obvious ones first
the quack of a duck will never echo, and nobody knows why.

Pigs will, when engaging in shagging, have an orgasm that lasts over 30 minutes.

The word fuc k orignates from the phrase Fornicate Under Consent of King.

Orangotangues (however you spell it, I'm drunk), have 4 arms and no legs.

The animal with the highest IQ outside of the human is the Pig, followed closely by the dolphin

A silverback gorilla, when fully erect will only stand at half an inch. (his cock anyway).

The pinkie and the ring finger are attached by the same tendon,

Kebab meat is approx. 7% excrement, as it's mostly reclaimed meat from the anus and bowels.

The average McDonalds hamburger contains only 12% meat.

In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he was mentally handicapped.

In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary formally married her 50-pound pet rock.

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."


Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h

Victoria Beckham takes it up the ar...
(stav999999, Fri 18 Mar 2005, 1:38, Reply)