Rizla + ancillaries
During my time at university, I found that all the flyers/Adverts handed out on University campus shared two things in common.

1. they were ALL full of useless information,
2. they could ALL be used as roach-material.

More useless info? I find that after doing som serious sanding work, or paint spraying, that I get some really solid nose-nuggets.

Um.... A good solid, yet floaty poop is indicatory of a good diet.

Hangovers: are mostly* alcohol induced de-hydration. Ergo... drinking 2 pints of water pre-bed is 90% effective for avoiding them.
*Somepeople will tell you something about sugar levels and stuff... it may be true, but watery thing works well

Not only can I sneeze with my eyes open, but in amazing theory-busting style, My eyeballs stubbornly fail to pop out of my head.

I'm scraping the barrel here folks.

If I hear that smoking a cigarette takes "5 minutes off your life" ONE MORE TIME.... I'm going to kill the self-righteous little bästård wot says it.

A kitten will not die if you masturbate. (it might if you're using the kitten instead of a napkin ring)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 18 Mar 2005, 12:06, Reply)