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chthonic, Thu 17 Mar 2005, 14:48)
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dogs...apparently 273 dogs are die each day worldwide falling out of moving vehicles (ye right), one of which i saw once, if a goat is the same as a dog, and if by falling i mean sleeping on the road.
im not an goat hater honest - 20 goats on the road sleeping (4am) - we were supposed to scare them with the horn but it turned out we didnt have one.
the priest we had in the back of the pickup with us said the farmer could always buy another one (christians are fun) seeing as the other 9 passengers on board were fairly shocked. me? pissing myself laughing for hours. never forgot what sound of breaking goat bones (i was sitting on the back right over the wheel) was like.
morale of this little story is not to treat a herd of sleeping goats like a bloody assault course in a pickup with 15 people on the back after a heavy piss-up. driver drunk a full bottle of blue lable too, greedy bastard.
apologies for length.
apologies also to goat farmer (seriously though buy a fence, or at least some fluorescent goat-dip)
edit: apologies to the veggie in the back, who never did see the funny side :)
(, Sat 19 Mar 2005, 15:43, Reply)
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