One Thursday in October 2002
I had experimented with turbo-shandies. Last thing I remember was me and a mate standing on a table in a pub singing along to Bon Jovi on the juke box. I woke up the next morning with a big cut and graze on my forehead. Went around to his to ask what had happened and he didn't remember either, so we had to find someone who had been sober enough to remember.

Turned out that on the way home, he'd climbed into a half empty skip and challenged me to a fight. As I climbed in after him, he'd clouted me around the head with a weighty piece of timber and I'd gone right over head first onto the pavement.

Luckily, we don't drink turbo shandies anymore.

The same evening, I'd been sick off a bridge and peed in the bath, but somehow, despite all of that and the bleeding, I'd still managed to pull a girl who was staying over when I got back to the house.

I miss being a student.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 13:02, 12 replies)

Turbo shandy?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:11, closed)

lager + smirnoff ice + vodla shot
Served in a long glass.

The devil's own beverage.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:23, closed)

Urgh.
Dr.S might have a point here.
Friend of mine once offered to share a bottle of Southern Comfort* with me, and I admonished him for offering me a woman's drink, and made him split a bottle of scotch, instead. Booze-snobbery should know no bounds.

*I'm actually rather fond of Southern Comfort. Hypocrisy knows no bounds, either.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:39, closed)

I quite like Southern Comfort too.
:(

Turbo shandy is not an especially nice or classy drink. And it certainly isn't as manly as downing fifteen pints of ale . It gets you drunk pretty damn quick, though, which is what you're looking for when you're a student.

Nowadays I only drink the finest single malt whisky from a crystal tumbler, whilst reclining on the sofa getting a blowjob from my supermodel girlfriend, obviously.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:22, closed)

The lager has to be
Stella.

It is truly evil.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:41, closed)

I like Stella.
If only because it's the only beer that's a) widely available, b) has any taste, c) is robust enough not to turn into rancid-heartburn-in-a-glass if stored in inappropriate conditions, which happens in just about every pub round my way.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 22:40, closed)

dickless cunt prick drink for dickless cunt pricks no doubt

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:33, closed)

Do you never just get bored of yourself?
I'm genuinely curious.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:56, closed)

Your description of the drink's contents favours the first diagnosis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:09, closed)

Do you never just get bored of yourself?
I'm genuinely curious...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:12, closed)

^this
The wank is getting seriously tiresome
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 0:45, closed)

If you're getting bored during a wank then you're clearly shit at it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:21, closed)