Turbo shandy?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:11, 2 replies)

lager + smirnoff ice + vodla shot
Served in a long glass.

The devil's own beverage.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:23, closed)

Urgh.
Dr.S might have a point here.
Friend of mine once offered to share a bottle of Southern Comfort* with me, and I admonished him for offering me a woman's drink, and made him split a bottle of scotch, instead. Booze-snobbery should know no bounds.

*I'm actually rather fond of Southern Comfort. Hypocrisy knows no bounds, either.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:39, closed)

I quite like Southern Comfort too.
:(

Turbo shandy is not an especially nice or classy drink. And it certainly isn't as manly as downing fifteen pints of ale . It gets you drunk pretty damn quick, though, which is what you're looking for when you're a student.

Nowadays I only drink the finest single malt whisky from a crystal tumbler, whilst reclining on the sofa getting a blowjob from my supermodel girlfriend, obviously.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 16:22, closed)

The lager has to be
Stella.

It is truly evil.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:41, closed)

I like Stella.
If only because it's the only beer that's a) widely available, b) has any taste, c) is robust enough not to turn into rancid-heartburn-in-a-glass if stored in inappropriate conditions, which happens in just about every pub round my way.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 22:40, closed)

dickless cunt prick drink for dickless cunt pricks no doubt

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:33, closed)

Do you never just get bored of yourself?
I'm genuinely curious.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 14:56, closed)

Your description of the drink's contents favours the first diagnosis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:09, closed)

Do you never just get bored of yourself?
I'm genuinely curious...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 15:12, closed)

^this
The wank is getting seriously tiresome
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 0:45, closed)

If you're getting bored during a wank then you're clearly shit at it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 11:21, closed)