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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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I suppose
if she can forgive him for that one time so should we. Is there anything that wrong about leaving an 8 year old alone in a pub garden?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:17, 2 replies)
Trying to take one home always gets me into trouble.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:23, closed)
The thing that pissed me off about that was how many parents came online to say:
"Well, it's really easy to forget that you've left your child behind, I know I've done it at least once."

In which case, I'd appreciate it if, for the rest of the time, they could shut the fuck up about how "They're the most important thing in the world" and "They change your life forever".
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:26, closed)
Listen EmV m8 let it go, your dad hates you but so what?
You've still got your business empire and your film career haven't you?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 17:29, closed)
Monty.
The horse is dead, leave it alone m8.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 20:51, closed)
Maybe mumsnet just isn't the website for you?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:11, closed)
Your absolutely correct
Smug fucking parents going on about how they managed to perform the minor miracle of creating life from their genitals is boring as is enjoying the amazing progress of their growing off spring.

I say instead they should only talk about building model aircraft carriers or driving radio controlled cars.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 21:27, closed)
You're

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 1:07, closed)
lol

(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 0:43, closed)

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