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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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Cocktails in Hull
Circa 2006 I was walking along the huge strip of bars that is Hulls Beverly road when I saw a sign that said "All Cocktails £2".

Despite the fact that it was around 2pm and I had other matters that I should of been getting on with I stopped in for a drink. Given that this particular establishment had to stop serving upmarket and poncey drinks such as Stella as the locals referred to £2.10 a pint as 'daylight robbery' two quid was a not entirely implausible sum.

Vodka Martini please I said to the barmaid who then proceeded to look at me like I had just walked off the spaceship from 'flight of the navigator'

"eh?" she replied.

Ok a bit ambitious for £2, thought I. I'll go for something less elaborate, "Sorry, How about an old fashioned instead then?"

*blank stare*

"I'm sorry, but there is a sign outside that says 'all cocktails £2'. What exactly did you mean by that?"

"Vodka and coke" (Pronounced Cuhrke in the local accent)

I decided on a pint of bitter.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 18:38, 6 replies)
If you'd waited a few more hours, you could have gone in at faaahve o' clock wearing a perrrple sherrrt.

(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 19:41, closed)

I love this.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 20:44, closed)
SP. Kerk.

(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:10, closed)
They called it "Hull" because it's shit.

(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 22:28, closed)
Stay classy, Hull.

(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 8:58, closed)
There's a really manky pub up here that's full name contains 'cocktail lounge'.
Someone I know thought they'd be clever and order a cocktail.

They received a lager tops and a menacing glare for their efforts.
(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 15:30, closed)

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