Utterly Drunk
Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?
Thanks to Battered for the suggestion
( , Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?
Thanks to Battered for the suggestion
( , Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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Difference being, you'll have had actual absinthe, not the shit they import for sale in UK pubs that's about half the strength.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:00, 5 replies)
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:00, 5 replies)
You can still get 70% absinthe over here (or you could 10 - 15 years ago at least)
But it doesn't have wormwood in it, which is the stuff that makesit hallucinogenic your muscles spazz out.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:09, closed)
But it doesn't have wormwood in it, which is the stuff that makes
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 12:09, closed)
It's not hallucinogenic.
Any of it. It doesn't have now, and has never had, in any country, a high enough concentration of wormwood in to be hallucinogenic. In fact Czech Absinth is, effectively, coloured flavoured strong vodka. French Absinthe does at least have some wormwood in it, but it's not enough to even drag the tiniest trip out of a mouse.
What happens is that it's got more alcohol in it than most things. That, coupled with idiots talking themselves up over "ooohh absinthe" and the bollocks of the ritual, means people convince themselves it's having a special effect.
tl/dr - Absinth makes you drunk. Nothing else. Never has done, never will do, no matter if you're an 18 year old in a pub in Droitwich or Lautrec in a seedy strip bar in turn of the century Paris.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:39, closed)
Any of it. It doesn't have now, and has never had, in any country, a high enough concentration of wormwood in to be hallucinogenic. In fact Czech Absinth is, effectively, coloured flavoured strong vodka. French Absinthe does at least have some wormwood in it, but it's not enough to even drag the tiniest trip out of a mouse.
What happens is that it's got more alcohol in it than most things. That, coupled with idiots talking themselves up over "ooohh absinthe" and the bollocks of the ritual, means people convince themselves it's having a special effect.
tl/dr - Absinth makes you drunk. Nothing else. Never has done, never will do, no matter if you're an 18 year old in a pub in Droitwich or Lautrec in a seedy strip bar in turn of the century Paris.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:39, closed)
This, I drank a bottle with a mate in 2002 and we just got very drunk
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:54, closed)
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 14:54, closed)
Indeed, but a LOT more alcohol in it!
I too seem to be in a not-very-exclusive club of people who tried it in Prague in the early '90s. There's a pic of six of us, with me holding up a beer mat with 24 ticks against the Absinthe. No one mentioned diluting it with water and sugar (as was done in the past).
Worst. Hangover. Ever.
Only time I was hungover the whole day, and woke the next day still feeling shit!!
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:14, closed)
I too seem to be in a not-very-exclusive club of people who tried it in Prague in the early '90s. There's a pic of six of us, with me holding up a beer mat with 24 ticks against the Absinthe. No one mentioned diluting it with water and sugar (as was done in the past).
Worst. Hangover. Ever.
Only time I was hungover the whole day, and woke the next day still feeling shit!!
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:14, closed)
70%? I've got a bottle of 98% at home...
It's nice, but it fucks you up. Srsly
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:21, closed)
It's nice, but it fucks you up. Srsly
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 19:21, closed)
No you haven't.
Well, to clarify, you might have but it's either a)98% proof so actually 49% ABV or b) the label on the bottle is total bullshit.
You can't have a distilled neutral spirit higher than about 95% because ethanaol and water forms an azeotropic mixture. The only way to get higher concentrations of ethanol, the sort of stuff we use in the lab, is to drive the remaining water off in a vacuum distillation with benzene (or something similar). So, yeah, 98% ethanol is possible. It's just it'd be 2% benzene as well, and it srsly would fuck you up, you'd be dead in seconds.
( , Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:12, closed)
Well, to clarify, you might have but it's either a)98% proof so actually 49% ABV or b) the label on the bottle is total bullshit.
You can't have a distilled neutral spirit higher than about 95% because ethanaol and water forms an azeotropic mixture. The only way to get higher concentrations of ethanol, the sort of stuff we use in the lab, is to drive the remaining water off in a vacuum distillation with benzene (or something similar). So, yeah, 98% ethanol is possible. It's just it'd be 2% benzene as well, and it srsly would fuck you up, you'd be dead in seconds.
( , Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:12, closed)
Apologies, 89% not 98.
I'm pretty sure the label says 89.9% ABV though.
Hapsburg Hardcore
( , Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:57, closed)
I'm pretty sure the label says 89.9% ABV though.
Hapsburg Hardcore
( , Wed 20 Feb 2013, 13:57, closed)
haha, I wasn't looking for an apology.
Simply establishing LIES ON THE INTERNET is all I need ;)
As an aside, anything that strong does become a fairly pointless drink. Since botanicals in spirits are carried in both the water and the alcohol, by taking it up to that level you're effectively removing half your flavour. I believe the strongest freely available spirit is Everclear 190, which is dead on 95% ABV. But since Everclear has, effectively, no flavour, that doesn't really matter.
( , Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:05, closed)
Simply establishing LIES ON THE INTERNET is all I need ;)
As an aside, anything that strong does become a fairly pointless drink. Since botanicals in spirits are carried in both the water and the alcohol, by taking it up to that level you're effectively removing half your flavour. I believe the strongest freely available spirit is Everclear 190, which is dead on 95% ABV. But since Everclear has, effectively, no flavour, that doesn't really matter.
( , Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:05, closed)
I had a bottle of that once.
Potent stuff. A shot of that with the flaming sugar trick is a far more effective wake up call than red bull could ever be.
( , Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:22, closed)
Potent stuff. A shot of that with the flaming sugar trick is a far more effective wake up call than red bull could ever be.
( , Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:22, closed)
The same shit they sell in Prague is exactly the same shit you get here.
Modern Czech Absinth was never banned anywhere. French Absinthe, which is a slightly different drink, was banned in the US and France for a while, but that was mostly temperance and prohibition driving it rather than the drink itself.
It's never been banned in the UK. Either variety. The "absinth revivial" is just a massive late 90s marketing scam.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:44, closed)
Modern Czech Absinth was never banned anywhere. French Absinthe, which is a slightly different drink, was banned in the US and France for a while, but that was mostly temperance and prohibition driving it rather than the drink itself.
It's never been banned in the UK. Either variety. The "absinth revivial" is just a massive late 90s marketing scam.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:44, closed)
Haha, "actual absinthe"
The first absinthe that was imported into the UK in the '90s was Hill's Absinthe from the Czech Republic, so it was most likely the same stuff. Also, just to scotch any rubbish about "wormwood" being hallucinogenic, the active ingredient thujone can cause muscle spasms, but that's about it.
[edit] Ah, mighty badger, you beat me to it
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:52, closed)
The first absinthe that was imported into the UK in the '90s was Hill's Absinthe from the Czech Republic, so it was most likely the same stuff. Also, just to scotch any rubbish about "wormwood" being hallucinogenic, the active ingredient thujone can cause muscle spasms, but that's about it.
[edit] Ah, mighty badger, you beat me to it
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 13:52, closed)
There's an off licence near shepards bush tube station.
That specialises in absinthe. Any kind you could possibly imagine from 55% up to 90. Three whole walls, plus a window full of bottles and a small magazine rack. Brilliant place.
Eastern European absinthe is nasty chemically stuff that is generally over 70% and is little more than horridly strong booze. Typically drunk by necking it after stirring a melted spoon of sugar into it.
French absinthe is a different animal. The good stuff is generally around the 60% mark and it rarely goes above 70. It contains the more funky ingredients and should be prepared by mixing it with water that is dripped into it over a sugar cube. It should then be sipped, and generally treated more like pastis than a shot.
All of the hallucinogenic reputation comes from the fact that wormwood in sufficient quantities can cause them, but it mostly comes as an attempt to explain why 100 or so years ago, highly strung Parisian bohemian types tended to go slightly loopy after years of abusing the stuff.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:31, closed)
That specialises in absinthe. Any kind you could possibly imagine from 55% up to 90. Three whole walls, plus a window full of bottles and a small magazine rack. Brilliant place.
Eastern European absinthe is nasty chemically stuff that is generally over 70% and is little more than horridly strong booze. Typically drunk by necking it after stirring a melted spoon of sugar into it.
French absinthe is a different animal. The good stuff is generally around the 60% mark and it rarely goes above 70. It contains the more funky ingredients and should be prepared by mixing it with water that is dripped into it over a sugar cube. It should then be sipped, and generally treated more like pastis than a shot.
All of the hallucinogenic reputation comes from the fact that wormwood in sufficient quantities can cause them, but it mostly comes as an attempt to explain why 100 or so years ago, highly strung Parisian bohemian types tended to go slightly loopy after years of abusing the stuff.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:31, closed)
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