VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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"I FUCK ARSES"Who fucks arses? Maybe HE fucks arses! Maybe he's scrawled this here in some moment of drunken sincerity!
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Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 14:11,
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What's your name?MacFuck?
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My wife is having a baby.
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His wifeHad just had a miscarriage at the time, which gives it a horrible double meaning.
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perfumed ponce
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I have a heart conditionI have a heart condition, if you hit me, its murder.
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I'll murder the pair of youse!(, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 19:06, closed)
I don't know what my f...... acquaintance did to upset you but it's nothing to do with me. I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:49,
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