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This is a question Vandalism

I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.

Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Some people I know....
Vandalise the sausages on the BBQ by pricking them with a fork while cooking. They should be summarily rounded up and shot.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 13:51, 5 replies)
Maybe
a little strong
(Ludacrust alliterated your monstrously magnanimous mother, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:43, closed)
I agree
Rounding up and shooting should be reserved for the most heinous of crimes. Like licking fingers before turning pages. Or saying "haitch".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:17, closed)
I'm fine then...
... I tend to cut them in half.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:27, closed)
Agreed
Anyone who has engaged in barbecuing activity on any occasion other than to provide catering at a large social gathering (having forewarned occupants of any neighbouring property) should have their bollox/tits cut off and force-fed them.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:43, closed)
Archduke
You sound like a complete helmet.
(Dr Dicko, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 16:52, closed)

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