Well, being thick as fuck and having a dangerous dog often go hand in hand
Case in point - dog-owners here, as Franky Boyle puts it:

"It's like a shark, all teeth at the front and an arsehole on the end of it"
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 18:57, 1 reply)

scottish plagiarism
billy connolly; like a fucking shark, just a row of teeth and an arsehole

just because it's a 25 year old gag, doesn't mean you can steal it.
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:30, closed)