I was a late starter...
After a few earlier failed attempts due to being nervous and/or extraordinarily drunk, I finally lost mine to an older woman of 31 when I was 20 (makes her 40 now!! Haha!). Fancied her rotten for weeks since I first met her, she asked me what I wanted for my 21st birthday, I said "You". What a fucking line. 100% winner. Worked a treat, went back to hers, after my now usual nervy start things went fucking(!) brilliantly. An hour or so later we were at it again. And again. And so on and so forth. Got to be said I was lucky as some of my mates had rather crap 1st times so I was well chuffed. Went out with her for some months which was daft as I was a very immature wee laddie for 21 and she was a seen-it-all 31 year old. Still, I must have done something right! Was appreciated amongst my peers back then for that episode and my general taste in slappy women. Dumped me when I buggered off to Oz. Not seen her since. I am now married - Hurrah!

So to recap for you young 'uns:
1. Much older women - don't get involved.
2. Tons of booze and sex don't mix. Brewers droop EXISTS!
3. Length, girth, technique and poundage - never apologise, never explain.
( Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 12:01, Reply)